RanjitBashist

A drunk guy in India never says - "  I am listening,  let you speak first, I wont interrupt. " If you have  ever heard a  fully drunk    guy allowing others to speak, you have witnessed a miracle. Because,  in reality, the first visible sign of  someone getting drunk  is when he starts interrupting others  :    "पहले मेरी बात सुन " A drunk guy  in India never says -  "  Am I speaking too much useless things ? I think I m drunk now     " I bet nobody ever said this after getting drunk, rather he would tell you  all his shitty  stories and rubbish ideas nonstop, and then suddenly say  : "भाई , ये  मत सोच की  पी के बक  रहा हूँ  " A drunk guy in India never says -         "You are  just  another friend of me, we wont become  brothers   by boozing together" A drunk guy said this ?  Either he  is pretending to be drunk or he is not an Indian, Because in India a guy who is drunk reserves copyright to say :  

    You are tired of trying  a lot  to quit, but couldn't help. Now you drink quite regularly and  3 pegs down is slowly   becoming  your habit .  And if a single  day  of your life without alcohol is  really tough to imagine , then man, the time has come to learn to master on alcohol, if you really want to stay healthy in the rest of your life.            The best option is to quit drinking somehow. because there is no room of advocacy on how injurious is alcohol to health. But i would like to let this noble work to be done by professionals or rehab gurus and rather i would try to give some good and scientific tips of how you can drink  alcohol safely with minimal harm to your health . And people who  implemented these tricks of safe drinking, i believe, it never happened to them to take a decision of quitting  and i  too never tried to quit alcohol. Because alcohol is not always bad until you learn to master it. Love alcohol ,drink  moderate ,  follow these tips.